Addendum: A Cosmic Coincidence?

I've recently been informed that Salman Rushdie's former/current (?) Indian supermodel-turned-food-network-hostess Padma Lakhshmi is actually a graduate of Clark University. She did her B.A. here in Theater Arts. Honestly, I don't find this to be mere serendipity. Someone has a plan. Just puts me one step closer to Salman...