An Open Letter to The Clark University Bistro Bakery
Dear Clark University Bistro Bakery,
Who it is in your department that decided to produce those oh-so-seductive "triple chip" mint chocolate chip cookies? Who was it, who in one deft decision, has made my life a living Hell by forcing me to confront their warm, minty goodness, elegantly wrapped in cellophane, and so reasonably priced (0.89 cents) with every mid-day trip to the University Center? Tell me, who is this sinister confectioner who has all but derailed my New Year's vegan renewal and instead plunged me into a sugary self loathing darkness? Tell me whose name shall I curse come spring break, when I cannot find a bathing suit into which to squeeze my be-hind? Curses! Curses upon your Tollhouses!
Thank you.
Sincerely,
T.K.Palit
posted by TKP @ 5:09 PM
2 comments
2 Comments:
Your finest yet! You need to publish this stuff and then share the wealth with the rest of your starving friends...or maybe just send us some of those cookies...up to you!
Meg
Don't give in! Some vegan mint chocolate chip cookies are on their way - seriously.
By the way, thank you sooo much for the Rushmore CD and thank your mom for the tandoori chicken for Tad - both were awesome (the CD continues to be awesome - the chicken is sadly gone - although the memory of it still brings on random food dancing).
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