Ode to Brunch

...or, I know you unbuttoned the top button of your pants in public last summer.

(To the tune of "Ode to Joy")

Brunchy, brunchy
How I munch thee!
Sweet and sultry mid-day meal.

Brunchy, so-much-more-than lunchy,
How to explain how I feel?

I start offy
With some hot coffee
Rich, dark brew from lands afar!

But it varies---
Bloody marys
and Mimosas from the bar!

There'll be blue skies
If there's homefries
and sausage made by Morningstar.

Brunchy, brunchy
Sometimes crunchy
Sometimes salty
Sometimes sweet

If there's waffles
AND falafel
I'll just make more room to eat!