Lex Luther is a bike thief
All of the bikes in our apartment building were stolen this summer. Every solitary one, including my roomate Lisa's expensive custom-made bike she ordered from Hawaii.
When I broke the news to her last weekend upon her return from Brazil, she was both devastated and bewildered. "How could they have stolen it? There was a Kryptonite lock and everything."
I was astounded. "KRYPTONITE lock?" I asked. She nodded, acknowledging my agreement in the shock of the theives' cunning. In reality, I was impressed by her ownership of such an elusive lock.
"I didn't even know kryptonite was real...you can buy locks made of it?"
posted by TKP @ 7:33 AM
4 comments
4 Comments:
i recently read that someone successfully hacked a kryptonite bike lock with a bic pen. so much for kryptonite. hopefully the theif will be riding it and the wheel will fall off. then there will be justice in the world.
take care,
a fan of your blog
jeremy hacked his own bike lock (also kryptonite, i think) with a bic pen.
i suspect an inside job...
you are freakin' adorable, tkp!
angela
If it is a unique bike there are probably only a few in the woo. If one is spotted she could be pretty sure and she could approach the driver and confidently go mike tyson on him/her.
I'm not sure about your email so just in case, here is the link to the tickets
http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurchase?agency=TDC&pid=5815362
I meant this one, I need more sleep
http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurchase?agency=TDC&pid=5815362
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